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colleen / 25 / she / sorry, i was thinking about hellshake yano
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heartbeatemoji:

ilovemusicalyy:

i think this is literally my favorite tik tok it’s so fucking funny

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johnnyjoestarrelatable:

tumblr i’m begging you on my hands and knees please let me reblog this ad

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neurodivergent-crow:

glumshoe:

hogwartsconsultingtimelady:

glumshoe:

Sitting at a table with my hands folded in front of me and a placid expression on my face while an adult man passionately and incoherently argues with me while a female coworker hides a smirk behind her hand and winks at me is… an experience.

I’m glad you got to have such a quintessentially female experience. All of us have… a Look™️ we share when a man is blathering at one of us and thinks we should be hanging on every word.

I don’t think I can describe the look on his face when I explained that “logic" is a value-neutral system of getting from a premise to a conclusion, and that “stupid” human behaviors can still have consistent internal logic.

“There’s nothing logical about wearing jeans with holes in them!” he insisted.

“That depends,” I said. “Do you accept that wearing ‘fashionable’ clothing aids in securing social acceptance, and that ‘ripped-up jeans’ are generally regarded as fashionable? Then saying that ‘wearing ripped-up jeans helps gain social acceptance’ is logically sound, even if you and I both think that ripped-up jeans are tacky, or that this kind of social acceptance isn’t a desirable goal. Those are subjective opinions.”

He really didn’t like that. He also didn’t like when I told him that he cannot make a valid counterpoint to what I have to say if he interrupts me before I can say it.

My hero

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darthvcder:

darthvcder:

the fact that community colleges are seen as less valid and for “stupid” people is a result of classism and in this essay I will-

ppl in the tags saying that it’s “genuinely a lesser tier of education because people go there for trades and nursing and thats about it” are just proving that its classism. bc a) no thats absolutely not correct. a good chunk of people that go to community colleges do so to knock out their gen eds at a lower price than they’d be if they went to a four year, then transfer to a four year. and more importantly b) trade professions are not lesser than other professions that take higher degrees. people who go into things that take associates degrees are not “stupid”.

if you think ppl who are too poor to attend a four year university for all four years, or that ppl who are too poor to/don’t want to get their bachelor’s/master’s/doctorate are “stupid” then i have news for you:

thats classism, babe

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pizzaback:

pizzaback:

i hate getting advertizing jingles stuck in my head. it’s like… NO, you are NOT allowed to exploit my pattern-recognition and memorization skills that i evolved to survive in an environment where everything wants to eat me to SELL ME INSURANCE!!!

humanity’s neurological evolution, trying to keep me from starving: this is really important. you have to remember this. see how that gazelle moves? it will move the same way every time. so will the sun and the moon and every animal you encounter. release serotonin every time you recognize this so you will survive

me: i see… but what if i never learn this and instead remember nationwide is on your side

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worm-disco-ai:

beetledrink:

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came across a far side book while thrift shopping and opened it to a random page only to be reminded that gary larsen is the still the funniest comic artist ever to be published

I didn’t see the pie on his face at first and I thought it meant he wasn’t the clear winner because of the emotional tax of killing a clown

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